Corporate Wisdom, Jokes, and Humor

Management's New Calendar for Rush Jobs:

SUN | FRI | THU | FRI | WED | FRI | NEG
| 8 | 7 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 2 |
16 15 14 12 11 10 9
23 22 21 20 19 18 17
32 30 28 27 26 25 24
39 38 37 36 35 34 33

This is a special calendar for handling rush jobs. All rush jobs are wanted yesterday. With this calendar, a job can be ordered on the 7th and delivered on the 3rd.

Most jobs are required by Friday, so there are three Fridays in every week.

There are eight new days added to each month to allow for end-of-the-month panic jobs.

There is no 1st of the month, thus avoiding late delivery of the previous month's last-minute panic jobs.

Weekends have been shortened to the proper 1 day of rest.

Monday morning agony is abolished all together.

A new day, Negotiation Day (NEG), has been introduced keeping the other days free for uninterrupted panic.

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