Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Eddy wasn't too happy with his doctor's recommendation to cure his constant fatigue. "You want me to give up sex completely, Doc?" he cried. "I'm a young guy. I'm in the prime of my life. My sex drive couldn't be stronger! How do you expect me to give up sex and go cold turkey?"

"Well, Eddy," replied the doctor, "you could get married and taper off gradually."

Kendra had to go in and have her yearly physical done. When Dr. Sam remarked on her extraordinarily ruddy complexion, Kendra replied, "High blood pressure, Doc. It comes from my family."

"Your mother's side or your father's?" Dr. Sam inquired.

"Neither," Kendra replied. "It's from my husbands family."

"Oh, come now," Dr. Sam said. "How could your husband's family give you high blood pressure?"

Kendra sighed, "You oughta meet 'em sometime, Doc!"

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