Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A young doctor just out of medical school announced to his wife that he planned to specialize in gynecology. "Why did you choose gynecology?" she asked.

He said simply, "There's lots of openings."

A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

"Being married or single is a choice we all have to make. It's not a great choice... it's sort of like when the doctor goes, 'Ointment or suppositories.'"

The Mexican doctor told the village nymphomaniac, "Senorita, it looks to me like you've had Juan too many."

The wife came home from the doctor's the other day and said to her husband, "The doctor told me I couldn't make love." The husband said, "I've known this for years - I want to know how he found out!"

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