Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

"You seem to be recovering," the doctor said. "These x-rays show some damage to the bone, but I wouldn't worry about it."

"Believe me," the patient said, "if your bone were damaged, I wouldn't worry about it either."

A nurse walks in to a doctor's office and says, "What are you doing Doc?" He says, "I'm writing prescriptions."

She says, "You're holding a thermometer." He says, "Damn! Some asshole's got my pen!"

A man went to the doctor complaining of insomnia. The doctor gave him a thorough examination, found absolutely nothing physically wrong with him, and then told him, "Listen, if you ever expect to cure your insomnia, you just have to stop taking your trouble to bed with you."

"I know," said the man, "but I can't. My wife refuses to sleep alone."

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