Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked her, "So how is your breakfast this morning?"

"It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can't seem to get used to the taste," the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled "KY Jelly."

The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?" asked the doctor. "Nope," she replied, "but ah've been ultra-violated."

A hillbilly was making his first visit to a hospital where his teenage son was about to have an operation. Watching the doctor's every move, he asked, "what's that?"

The doctor explained, "This is an anesthetic. After your son gets this, he won't know a thing.

"Save your time, Doc," exclaimed the man. "He don't know nothing now."

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