Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

A guy named Seymor walks into his doctor's office. He says, "Doctor, I'm suffering from silent gas emissions. All day at work, I have these silent gas emissions. Last night during a movie, I had ten silent gas emissions. This morning in the car on the way to your office, I had five silent gas emissions."

Seymor continued, "And, while waiting in your waiting room I had three silent gas emissions. Right now, as a matter of fact, I've just had two more."

The doctor replied, "Well, Seymor, the first thing we're going to do is check is your hearing!"

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

- Jay Leno

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