Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed.

Doctor: You should cut down on drinks.

Patient: I don't touch a drop.

Doctor: You should cut down on smoking.

Patient: I don't smoke.

Doctor: You should stop taking drugs.

Patient: I don't do drugs.

Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing.

Patient: Haven't touched a woman in my life

Doctor: In that case, get yourself a drink, learn to smoke, do some drugs, and find a couple of girlfriends.

The Benefits of Breast Feeding

1. It's fresh.
2. ItÕs healthy.
3. ItÕs always the right temperature.
4. It comes in such nice containers

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