Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

I'd feel better about what doctors do if they didn't call it "practice."

A young medical student was called to the dean's office. "Son," he advised, "You're doing pretty well here at school, but you must learn to write less clearly."

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!"

I asked, "Are you sick?"

"No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."

A guy goes to see a doctor, and the doc asks him what he can do for him. "I want you to take a look at my old fella," the guy says as he drops his pants. So the doctor takes a look.

After a thorough examination, the doctor tells the guy that he can't find anything wrong with it. The old guy replies, "I know that, but ain't it a beauty!"

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