Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Patient: "Well, Doc, you sure kept your promise. You said that I would be walking in a month and you were right. I had to sell my car to pay your bill."

"My stomach's been bothering me, Doc," complained the patient.

"Possibly a problem in your diet. What are you eating?"

"Oh, that's easy. I only eat pool balls!"

"POOL BALLS?" asked the astonished doctor. "That may just be it! What kind do you eat?"

"All kinds: Red ones for breakfast, Yellow and orange ones for lunch, blue for afternoon snacks, and black and purple for supper."

"I see the problem," commented the medico. "You haven't been getting any greens!"

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