Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

"You're in incredible shape," the doctor said. "How old are you again?" "I am 78," The man replied.

"Seventy-eight?" asked the doctor. "How do you stay so healthy? You look like a 60-year-old."

"Well, my wife and I made a pact when we got married that whenever she got mad she would go into the kitchen and cool off, and I would go outside to settle down," the old man explained.

"What does that have to do with it?" asked the doctor.

"I've pretty much lived an outdoor life,"replied the old gent.

A 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand."

"And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the doctor said.

"Heck, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini."

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