Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

Two boys were trying to outdo each other. The first said, "My uncle is a doctor. I can be sick for nothing."

The second youngster said, "Big deal! My uncle is a preacher. I can be good for nothing."

Two kids were trying to figure out what game to play. One suggested, "Let's play doctor."

"Good idea." said the other. "You operate, and I'll sue."

A doctor giving a circumcision was heard saying, "It won't be long now."

One plastic surgeon to another: My daughter gets her good looks from me.

Did you hear the one about the young bone specialist? He just opened his office and only needed a good break to get started.

Did you hear about the two podiatrists that were arch rivals?

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