Doctor Jokes and Medical Humor

The young Southern belle came to the hospital for a check-up. "Have you ever been x-rayed?" asked the doctor.

"Nope," she replied, "But ah've been ultra-violated."

An attractive young woman who had just had surgery performed on her asked the doctor, "Will the scar show?"

The doctor replied, "That's entirely up to you."

At the beginning of my shift, I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's anterior chest wall. "Big breaths," I instructed.

"Yes, they used to be," remorse the patient.

A woman goes to the doctor. After examining the woman thoroughly, the doctor is perplexed. "I'm not sure what it is," he said. "You either have a bad cold or you're pregnant."

"Oh," says the woman, "I must be pregnant, I don't know anyone who could have given me a cold."

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