Smedley was arrested for speeding, reckless driving, driving without lights and violation of traffic signals. He demanded a trial by jury. "But you can't win that case in court," a friend advised him.

"I know," said Smedley. "I did it on purpose. My nephew just graduated from law school and this is his first case. I want him to lose so maybe he'll get discouraged and get an honest job."

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A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"

"Of course not, dear," replied the mother. "Why would you think that?"

The little girl replied, "The tombstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"