Military Jokes

A man on the run from the law runs off to join the foreign legion. When he gets to the base, he asks his sergeant what he's supposed to do for sex since there fifty miles away from civilization.

The sergeant said, "Well I suppose if you really have to, you can use Elsie," and points at a nearby camel. "That's gross," says the man. The sergeant just walks away.

Three weeks later the man really needs sex. So he gets behind the camel and starts f***ing it. Then the sergeant and a platoon of men come walking in and they stare at him.

The man asks, "Sarge, is this the way?" The sergeant replies, "No man. We usually ride her into town."

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