Military Jokes

A handsome American Army captain, assigned to the American Embassy's military attache office in London, was shopping in Harrod's during his lunch hour and got the hungries.

He went to the cafeteria, loaded a tray, and the only available space was at a table occupied by a gorgeous gal. He asked the gal if he could share the table with her, which is the accepted procedure in jolly old England. She nodded. He sat down and they began a conversation.

They were smitten with each other and one thing led to another until he ended up in her flat for a little horizontal recreation. Both enjoyed it immensely.

He had to go back to work and didn't see her again until a couple weeks later when he met her on the street near his Embassy. "Hello, Pamela," he said.

She gave him a drop dead look. He was crestfallen. "Pamela," he said. "Don't you remember me? Remember lunch in Harrod's? Remember the wonderful time we had at your flat?"

She remained unmoved and said haughtily, "Since when did intercourse constitute a formal introduction?"

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