Military Jokes

An older Army general recently went to the doctor for his yearly physical. Before he began, the doctor asked the old general the standard questions - age, height, weight. Then the army doc asked when was the last time the general had sexual relations.

"Oh," the general mused, "It was 1945."

"Isn't that a long time to go without sex?" the doctor asked.

The general replied, "I don't think so. According to your clock it's only 21:13."

When the very curvaceous female midshipman at the Naval Academy noticed that one of the men she was inspecting during formation had an erection, she said to him, "And what do you call that trouser bulge, mister?"

The sailor looked her straight in the eye as he replied, "It's a one-gun salute, ma'am."

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