Military Jokes

Two Marines were sitting around talking one day. The first Marine asked the second Marine, "If they were to drop a bomb right now, what would be the first thing you would do?"

The second Marine said, "I would screw the first thing that moved. What would you do?"

The first Marine replied, "I would stand very still for half an hour."

Two gay guys s are standing on a bridge watching ships pass by underneath them. One says to the other, "What kind of ship is that?"

"Container ship," replies the other.

"Okay, what's that one over there?"

"Oil Tanker."

"How about that one?"

"That's a ferry boat."

"Really? I knew we were strong, but I never knew we had our own NAVY!"

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