Archaeologist
Assassin
Astronomer
Baker
Blackjack Dealer
Carpet Layer
Collections
Coroner
Cruise Captain
Custodian
Dietitian
Doorman
Efficiency Expert
Exorcist
Exterminator
Garbage Man
Gardener
Handyman
Lemon Picker
Librarian
Magician
Market Researcher
Mathematician
Milkman
Misc. Occupations
Optician
Photographer
Shopkeeper
Singer
Telemarketer
Travel Agent
Weatherman

Miscellaneous Job Jokes

A man was telling his co-worker one day that the company was transferring him to Chicago. He explained that he was going to quit before he had to move there. When asked why, he replied that he was just too afraid of all the crime even though he would be passing up a big salary increase and greater benefits.

His co worker said to reconsider. Chicago was a magnificent city, with world class museums, loaded with a great history, sites, close to Canada, good public transportation, etc.

Then he said: "Why I myself worked in Chicago for almost 10 years, and in all that time I never ever had a problem with crime while I was working."

The first asked "What did you do there?" To which the other replied, "I was tail-gunner on a bread truck."