On the Job Jokes - Miseellaneous Job Humor

The Six Phases of a Project

1. Enthusiasm
2. Disillusionment
3. Panic
4. Search for the guilty
5. Punishment of the innocent
6. Praise and honor for the non-participants

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

"Say, Benson," a man said to his pal, "how do you like your new job?"

"It's the worst job I ever had," Benson replied.

"How long have you been there?" asked his pal.

"About three months," responded Benson.

"Why don't you quit?" the friend asked.

"No way. This is the first time in 20 years that I've looked forward to going home."

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