Scientist and Science Jokes

This atom says to his friend, "I'm really upset, I've just lost an electron."

His friend says to him, "Are you sure?"

"Yeah," he replies. "I'm Positive."

A rocket inventor named Bright
Once traveled much faster than light.
He started one day
In a relative way
And returned on the previous night.

If electricity comes from electrons, does that mean that morality comes from morons?

How many weeks are there in a light year?

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?

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