Scientist and Science Jokes

"For decades, researchers with a powerful magnifying glass and a background in crossword puzzles worked on decoding a DNA molecule. It was not easy. There were many disappointments, such as the time, after six years of intensive work, when they discovered that the molecule was in fact a nose hair."

- Dave Barry

"My little cousin asked me if he had a helium balloon could he float to Mars and visit Martians. I said no, because I don't believe in helium."

- Unknown

"I put tape on the mirrors in my house so I don't accidentally walk through into another dimension."

- Steven Wright

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