Scientist and Science Jokes

At a recent convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another, "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?"

"Really?" the other scientist replied, "Why did you switch?"

"Well, for three reasons," the first scientist replied. "First we found that lawyers are far more plentiful. Second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to them, and thirdly there are some things even a rat won't do.

New Discovery:

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

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