Scientist and Science Jokes

Scientists have recently discovered that beer contains female hormones. They proved their idea by making 100 men drink 12 beers each and they did indeed start talking nonsense and couldn't drive.

Handy Guide to Modern Science:

If it's green or wriggles, it's biology.

If it stinks, it's chemistry.

If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Uranus is a planet that is the "butt" of a lot of jokes.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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