Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

A man walked into the office of the well-known psychiatrist Dr. Von Halenski, and sat down to explain his problem. "Doctor, doctor!" he started.

"No need to repeat yourself, my good man," replied the doctor. "One 'doctor' is enough."

"Yes, well, you see, I've got this problem," the man continued. "I keep hallucinating that I'm a dog. A large, white, hairy Great Pyrenees Mountain dog. It's crazy. I don't know what to do!"

"A common canine complex," said the doctor soothingly. "Come over here and lie down on the couch."

"Oh no, Doctor," the man replied, "I'm not allowed up on the furniture."

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