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This guy goes into a shrink's office and says, "Doctor, Doctor you've gotta help me. I just can't stop having sex!"

"Well how often do you have it?" the shrink asks.

"Well, twice a day I have sex with my wife, TWICE a day," he answers back.

"That's not so much," says the doctor.

"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with my secretary, TWICE a day," replies the man.

"Well that is probably a bit excessive," says the doctor.

"Yes, but thats not all. Twice a day I have sex with a prostitute, TWICE a day," says the man.

"Well, that's definitely to much," says the shrink. "You've got to learn to take yourself in hand." "I do," says the man. "Twice a day."


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