Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

One afternoon Gordon went to the university therapist. During the session, the therapist asks, "How is your sex life?"

"I have a lot of issues with sex," Gordon replies.

"What kind of issues?" the therapist asks.

To which Gordon replied, "Oh, mostly Hustler, and Penthouse."

This guy is walking with his friend, who happens to be a psychologist. He says to this friend, "I'm a walking economy."

The friend asks, "How so?"

"My hair line is in recession, my stomach is a victim of inflation, and both of these together are putting me into a deep depression!"

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