Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

Q: How do two psychiatrists greet each other?
A: You are fine. How am I?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.

Q: How do crazy people go through the forest?
A: They take the psycho path.

Q: Why did the pilot go to the psychologist?
A: He thought he was plane crazy.

Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.

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