Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

"Doctor, I'm having that dream again," the patient said.

"Oh?" The shrink replies. "Which one?"

The patient answered, "The one where I'm into Sadism, Necrophilia, and Beastiality. Should I be worried or am I beating a dead horse?"

Patient: "Doctor, you've got to help me. I think I'm a kleptomaniac."

Doctor: "Don't worry. I think there's something you can take for that."

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