Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

A doctor of psychology at the insane asylum was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a patient's room. He found patient number one sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half. Patient number two was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked patient number one what he was doing. The patient replied, "Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"

The doctor inquired of patient number one what patient number two was doing. Patient number one replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy. He thinks he's a light bulb."

The doctor looks up and notices patient number two's face is flushing red. The doctor asks patient number one, "If he's your friend, you should get him down from there before he hurts himself." Patient number one replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

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