Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

One morning a very well-built young blonde was lying on her psychiatrist's couch, telling him how frustrated she was. "I tried to be an actress and failed," she complained. "I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and I even failed at that, too."

The shrink thought for a moment, then spoke. "Everyone needs to live a full, satisfying life. Why don't you try nursing?"

The blonde thought about this, then bared one of her large, beautiful breasts, pointed it at him, and said, "Well, go ahead, I'll give anything a try!"

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