Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

My psychiatrist says I'm manic-depressive - I have mixed feelings about that.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I am schizophrenic, And so am I!

If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.

Is it possible to be a closet claustrophobic?

How can there be self-help "groups?"

Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

- Albert Einstein

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