Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

Fearful of AIDS and fed up with his gay lifestyle, a homosexual went to a psychiatrist for treatment. The psychiatrist said his problems were so deep rooted, it would require extensive analysis and many months of treatment before he would be cured.

After almost two years of treatment the psychiatrist said, "You've made remarkable progress. As a matter of fact it's my opinion that you are now ready to take your rightful place as a functioning member of normal society."

"Oh, Doctor," cried the patient, "your good news has made me so happy I could kiss you!"

"No, no," said the psychiatrist, "don't do that. In fact, I really shouldn't be laying here on the couch with you."

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