Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

Late one night at the insane asylum, an inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another inmate asked, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

A voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

A woman talks to a psychiatrist and says, "You've got to help me Doctor. My husband thinks he is a racehorse. He neighs, sleeps on straw, and even eats grain!"

"No problem," says the doctor. "I can heal him, but it's gonna be costly!"

"Oh, money isn't an issue," says the disgruntled wife. "He's already won two races."

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