Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

There was a costume party at a mental hospital last week, and the theme of the party was "war."

The first mental patient comes up onto the stage and says, "I'm an atomic bomb." The man gets his applause and steps down.

The second person comes up and says, "I'm a hydrogen bomb." Again, there's applause and he steps down.

And then a naked little man comes up to the stage and says in a quiet voice, "I'm dynamite." All of a sudden everybody at the party runs away hysterically.

When one of the mental patients in the audience was asked why, he replied, "Didn't you see how small his fuse was?"

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