Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

In a mental institution a nurse walks into a room and sees a patient acting like he's driving a car. The nurse asks him, "Marvin what are you doing?" Marvin replied, "Driving to Chicago!" The nurse wishes him a good trip and leaves the room.

The next day the nurse enters Marvin's room just as he stops driving his imaginary car and asks, "Well Marvin, how are you doing?" Marvin says, "I just got into Chicago" "Great," replied the nurse.

The nurse leaves Marvin's room and goes across the hall into Bob's room and finds Boris sitting on his bed masturbating vigorously. With surprise she asks, "Boris what are you doing!" Boris says, "I'm boinking Marvin's wife while he's in Chicago!"

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