Stock Broker Jokes

Bill Gates, to his broker: "You spent my $150 million on WHAT? I said 'SNAPPLE!'"

October is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. The others are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.

- Mark Twain

My broker and I are working on a retirement plan. Unfortunately it's his.

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