Stock Broker Jokes

Recently, a man came home from work and said to his wife, "Honey, we have to sell our home and our car, and we can't afford to keep your jewelry or your furs anymore."

The wife was shocked. "What in the world happened?" she asked.

"We just lost all of our money in the stock market!" replied the husband.

The woman was livid! "I can't live like a pauper again!" She cried, ran up to an open window on the third floor of their home, and jumped out.

The man watched her fall, then he looked up and said, "Thank you Paine Webber!"

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