Stock Broker Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a pigeon and a stockbroker?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

Q: In these busy market times, how can you get the attention of your broker?
A: Say, "Hey, waiter!"

Q: What is the Stock Broker's Creed?
A: A man is a client until proven broke.

Q: How many investment bankers can you fit in the back of a pickup truck?
A: Only two. You have to leave room for the lawn mowers.

Q: How do you get a stock broker down from a tree?
A: Cut the rope.

Q: What is the difference between a female stock broker and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: Did you hear that the US Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of stock brokers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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