Judge, Juror, and Courtroom Jokes #10

Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

Defense lawyer: "You're a fool."

Prosecutor: "And you're a damn fool."

Judge: "As the learned lawyers have now identified each other, can we now proceed with the case?"

Q. What is the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A. A good lawyer knows the law, and a great lawyer knows the judge.

Q: What do you call a lawyer with an I. Q. of 50?
A: Your Honor.

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