Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

Justice Ruth Ginsberg had been on the Supreme Court for a while when a friend invited her on a fishing trip. They got to the lake and he suggested that they rent a rowboat. "No, let's just use our wading boots and cast from the shore," Justice Ginsberg said.

He continued arguing for a while on the merits of both of them having a day in the rowboat together. Finally, she answered emphatically, "No. I'm going to use my wading boots, and I don't want to hear a single word more about it."

"Why so emotional about a rowboat?" her friend asked.

Justice Ginsberg said, "I think it is long past the time to put the Rowe vs. Wade argument behind us."

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