Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

One morning a blonde man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had anything to say in his defense.

"They should not put up such misleading notices," said the blonde. "It said, 'Fine for parking here.'"

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?

Juror: I don't want to be away from my job for that long.

Judge: Can't they do without you at work?

Juror: Yes, but I don't want them to know it.

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