Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

Q: What happens when two gay judges get together?
A: They try each other.

A lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said, "Your Honor, a juror is asleep."

The judge ruled, "You put him to sleep - YOU wake him up."

One lawyer said to another, "Boy, that judge makes me so mad! I really felt like telling her off again."

"What do you mean 'again'?" his friend asked.

The lawyer replied, "I felt like it yesterday, too."

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