Judge, Jury, and Courtroom Jokes

A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap factory. When the case comes up at court, the judge decides to make an example of the boy to discourage other youths from a life of crime.

Judge: Well, what have you to say in your defense?

Boy: I'm sorry, your Honor.

Judge: I sentence you to ten years hard labor, starting immediately.

Boy: But, sir, it were only a few bars of cheap soap.

Judge: Consider yourself lucky - It could have been life boy!

('Life Buoy' Soap)

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