Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

The other day, while I was seeing my shrink, he asked me what I looked for in a woman. Naturally I replied, "Big tits." He said, "No, I meant for a serious relationship."

So, I said, "Oh, seriously big tits." "No, no, no. I mean what do you look for in the one woman you want to spend the rest of your life with?"

The shrink looked at me kind of worried as I just sat there on his couch laughing until my gut hurt. "Spend the rest of my life with one woman?" I said. "No woman's tits are that big."

"I have to tell the truth," a young man said to his new girlfriend. "While we've been dating, I've been secretly seeing a psychiatrist."

"Don't worry about it," the girl told her boyfriend. "I've been secretly seeing a lawyer and a car salesman."

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