Shrink, Psychologist, Psychiatrist and Counselor Jokes

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards."

Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a spoon.

Doctor: "Sit still and don't stir."

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, everyone keeps ignoring me."

Doctor: "Next please!"

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bell."

Doctor: "Take these pills, and if they don't help, give me a ring."

Patient: "Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep."

Doctor: "Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off."

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