Stock Broker Jokes

Merrill Lynch has adjusted its investment portfolio: 50% cash and 50% canned goods.

Bumper sticker on Wall Street: My other Porsche is for sale.

I have an uncle down at Wall Street. He used to have a corner on the market. Now he has a market on the corner.

Boss: "Get my broker, Miss Jones."

Secretary: "Yes sir. Stock, or Pawn?"

The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.

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