Stock Broker Jokes

Q: What is the difference between a tick and a stock broker?
A: A tick falls off of you when you die.

Q: What do you have when 100 stock brokers are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Q: What is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead stock broker in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What is black and brown and looks good on a stock broker?
A: A Doberman.

Q: What do you call 20 stock brokers skydiving from an airplane?
A: Skeet.

Q: Did you hear that the US Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
A: They had pictures of stock brokers on them and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

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