Stock Broker Jokes

While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and downs frightened a lot of small investors. A guy went to his financial adviser at the bank and ask if he were worried. The financial advisor replied that he slept like a baby.

The man was amazed and asked, "Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"

The advisor said, "Yes. I sleep for a couple of hours, then wake up and cry for a couple of hours."

Why is the man who invests all of your money called a "Broker"?

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