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Artist Jokes

A man requested that a blonde painter paint him in the nude. "No," the talented blonde artist said. "I don't do that sort of thing." "I'll increase your fee two times," he said. "No, no thanks!" she replies.

"I'll give five times as much as you normally get!" the man states. "Okay," said the blonde artist, "but you have to let me at least wear my socks. I need somewhere to place my brushes."

A flaky artist used to dump cans of paint onto a huge canvas lying on the floor and then have nude models slither around on it to form abstract designs. "Do you derive special enjoyment from using that particular technique?" the critic asked him.

"Not really," the man replied, "but what is a lot of fun is cleaning the brushes!"