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Florist Jokes

Recently a local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault. The florist kept getting his orders mixed up. One woman received flowers sent by her husband, who was at a business meeting in Phoenix, Arizona.

She was perplexed by the message on her card: "Our deepest sympathy."

But she was not nearly as surprised as the woman whose husband had just passed away. Her card read: "Hotter here than I expected. Too bad you didn't come too."